Looking for a needle in a haystack I guess. No I didnt read 50 shades of grey and decide I wanted this. I couldnt even make it through the book. I tried. I would rather read self help about goal setting or time management. I am intelligent. Hoping someone connects with my sarcastic sense of humor. I love outdoors, fishing, boats, lakes, mud and and weekend getaways. I'm loyal, faithful, hardworking, self sufficient, and pretty independent. I also am a giver. I want to be completely on the same page as someone else as far as values, goals and hobbies/interests. I like working with wood. I have a miter saw, but am intimidated to use it on my own. I love jeans and t's, but own a bunch of little black dresses. I know which fork to use. I'm that woman who often still acts like a girl; playing in the stream, covered in mud with frogs in one hand and a champagne glass in the other. I am a lady before a . But I am that too. :) I am I am open to the exploring the more extreme side of kinky. I am being as genuine as I can here. I don't know what else to do. I'd rather be alone than with the wrong guy. So I will wait and maybe he will find me. I promise you won't be disappointed.
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My Ideal Person:
I have to laugh. There are so many memes and videos on the internet about how women laugh at and make fun of men who just want to blast out dick picks. Yet, 90% of male profiles on here are just that...Dick pics. And honestly, as a woman, I just laugh and scroll past. (they all look the same- except that crooked guy and the one with the really small one...holding a ruler next to it...hmmmm) I guess there are some women that must like them...They are pretty much good for a one night stand. If that's what you are looking for, just scroll past me please.
I am looking for someone who genuinely wants a relationship. Not a married guy sneaking around or a guy old enough to be my grandpa. Jesus, that's gross. The one on one, finding that ridiculously deep side of trust and kink. I also want a man who has the the same drive and desires in life as I do. Local only, 38-48 in age. Tried long distance, it doesn't work for me. Maybe a little older if we have enough in common. I like the Daddy style D/s. But I am not looking for someone older than my own father. I just have no interest.
He must be out there wondering the same thing I am....does this person even exist????
I do like to spend a lot of time with my man, but we still need to be our own individual people. He can't have a grip so tight that neither of us can breathe. Go have a guys night/weekend. Let me go hang with the girls. I promise now, I am faithful.
He must be loyal, faithful, honest, hard working, successful. Not insecure, demanding , have anger issues or addictions. He has to love the outdoors. Would love to meet someone who wants/knows how to do wood projects. Home projects. I mean if we are talking long term here, I want both of us to be motivated to make our lives and our home nicer in all ways.
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