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My appointment with dr. Binks...( face palm).. jar jar binks Okay i went to see a doctor today about my blood pressure. Unfortuately blood pressure measurements can be influenced by the simplest of things..like time of day. So it's not an exact science. But if your like me ( lucky you), your job requires you to pass a physical exam. And your bp reading better be below a certain number ..or else. So yeah im the type if he.(.fill in the blank)...drinks a beer or farts in the wind or whatever..my bp goes . So sitting on the table in the exam room..i dont an exam..i dont anything looked ..hell probably the easist patient the doctor had all day. I just want a script for some water pills. So waiting and in walks literally a matt stone clone ( dr who)...tall, goofy of a bitch..like 6'6..gangly as all fuck,190lbs dripping wet type. And ofcourse this doctor has the personal interaction skills of a homeschooler locked in the basement.. Yep i got dr jar jar binks...the type of guy thinks he is cool/ funny but comes off as annoyingly creepy. Fuck me. So i talk about my situation and how i to lower my bp for this work physical.. In the meantime i talk about the stupid things can mess a bp test ( like taking benedryl instead of loridane for allergies. And this guy starts to contradict some of my statements.. Only then to agree with me about the same point two minutes later. ( like the size of the bp cuff influencing the test) Huh?... i just said . Now the honey badger...when pissed it is very obvious...you can easily read it in my face. It got to the point where this doc punched in the arm and kidded if i was mad. Like i said it was like a bad comedy routine....with my punchline.. Jjjjjjjussstttttt write the fucking prescription. He tried to lighten the mood and asked me about my family.. (Deadpan me.)..they're all dead.. Really?... Yes to you want me to tell you about my brother dying of aggressive skin cancer? Then a minute later he goes back to the same question ( apparently his go to question).. I reply my family is dead.. ( not sure how plain i can be)..( pin drop dead pan silence) So instead of just writting the script he wants to prove to me wrong about bp. He keeps on insisting okay healthwise. Not sure why he is so fucking anal about writing a script for a water pill...youd think i was asking for an 8 ball of coke. My bp was like 135/90 and yes i wanted to go all " savage" mode on him...much like you want to do when jar jar is on the screen. Then he talked down to and said i to stop getting info from face book.. Huh?.. the harvard school of medicine insist 135 is pre hypertension This doctor insist 140 and below is..." healthy".. Er they revised standard in 2017. |
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3/21/2019 4:25 pm |
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