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GOD_GOD_GOD 98M
639 posts
3/15/2019 5:20 pm
Hypothethical Alt spell checker flawed?

a recent Atheists convention a new member challenged the groups"hypothethicalness" with the idea all human emotions derived from sound evolutionary pressures.
Personally I found this confronting as we had not categorically dismissed a creators influence in this area. "What about caring." He said challenging the group.
"Surely you care because if you didn't you wouldn't be here.""Caring is a necessary and integral part of being a biological entity." He exclaimed. I didn't follow this reasoning at all. If someone thought their existence on Earth to be so deleterious they did not want it to continue through having offspring then they have extinguished themselves from the evolutionary cycle because they cared.
Giving the non-carers a leg up into the future. Unfortunately banana man disagreed with this . Then Grandma shouted down and asked to be escorted from the building. Then a wallaby dwelled over it for a minute before saying. "I think banana man is a fool."









GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

3/15/2019 6:20 pm

    Quoting  :

Or things like caring and love are just a nice contrast when set against the emptiness of space. We don't really know how much artistry is involved in any of this. I do know that 99.9% of every species that has ever lived on the Earth is extinct. Becoming too specialized and dependent on other species. Hence the Zebra lion connection.


Aislin 39F  
8605 posts
3/15/2019 10:32 pm

Geeks in da house

I am aroused by my own darkness and there is no cure.


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

3/15/2019 11:29 pm

    Quoting Aislin:
    Geeks in da house
The geeks give of sparks as a result of getting too close to the other geeks magnetism. Words disappear making me look like a complete lunatic. Sometimes I think I would be more comfortable back inside. Mad Bob's regular 4 o'clock chortled strangling sounds weren't so bad when you got used to them.


Aislin 39F  
8605 posts
3/16/2019 11:03 am

    Quoting GOD_GOD_GOD:
    The geeks give of sparks as a result of getting too close to the other geeks magnetism. Words disappear making me look like a complete lunatic. Sometimes I think I would be more comfortable back inside. Mad Bob's regular 4 o'clock chortled strangling sounds weren't so bad when you got used to them.
You should put this in audio

yay! to Geeks.


I am aroused by my own darkness and there is no cure.


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

3/16/2019 3:23 pm

    Quoting Aislin:
    You should put this in audio

    yay! to Geeks.

When he's in the right mood he adds some sporadic rasping choking at the end of it. He really is a figure to reckon with ,with his large hands and bloodshot eyes.


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/19/2019 12:35 pm

Hark! The shrill cry of the wing-raids!

I am fascinated by the platinum mulletted adonis and his hot rod granny. I wonder if her guns shoot nanas. Maybe nana peels are more appealing and certaing dangerous on paved streets.

I have no faith in alts automated scanners when they approve words like:

deleterious seriously, sweetie, wtf lol

but shun such frequently used mundane staples as

T H E M



Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/19/2019 12:37 pm

WHY have you never built me a banana fort? I am feeling deprived and excluded

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

3/19/2019 2:29 pm

    Quoting cuzisaid:
    WHY have you never built me a banana fort? I am feeling deprived and excluded
It would not provide any useful protection with wallabies about. Given how much they like bananas . It's now developed dog like characteristics. It waits for me to get up in the morning and follows me to the garden for its corn cob. It likes corn cobs more than banana skins. Who'd have thought?


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

3/19/2019 2:45 pm

    Quoting cuzisaid:
    Hark! The shrill cry of the wing-raids!

    I am fascinated by the platinum mulletted adonis and his hot rod granny. I wonder if her guns shoot nanas. Maybe nana peels are more appealing and certaing dangerous on paved streets.

    I have no faith in alts automated scanners when they approve words like:

    deleterious seriously, sweetie, wtf lol

    but shun such frequently used mundane staples as

    T H E M


Well my efforts to clone myself failed so I finished up with an assortment of misfits in my club. Gran's paranoid because she overheard us talking about finding a member small enough to fit into the monkey suit to be strapped into the new propulsion unit we had made from the hacked plans we got from the US government. She's totally against warp speeds so she's taken to self defensive measures and she now only trusts naked adonises in pink g strings. I don't know what the reasoning is behind this. You must never say the word T H E M out loud in the spaceship construction area unless you want the entire workforce to break out in goose bumps, if you'd ever seen an Adonis with two foot long white hair stranding on end you would know what I mean. They just don't make emojis suitable to express stuff like that. Do they?


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/22/2019 10:50 am



Even when you're serious, you're seriously funny.

I do love those static electricity energy balls that make your hair stand up. I have one in my bedroom. It hasnt been unboxed in ages. I should change that.

It's all just another dehydrated shite brick in the vast fecal fortress that is alt, but I do agree on the lack of desired emoji's here and in general. Way back in the early oughts, there used to be a make your own smiley site. I dont know how or why it faded away.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

3/24/2019 1:26 am

    Quoting cuzisaid:


    Even when you're serious, you're seriously funny.

    I do love those static electricity energy balls that make your hair stand up. I have one in my bedroom. It hasnt been unboxed in ages. I should change that.

    It's all just another dehydrated shite brick in the vast fecal fortress that is alt, but I do agree on the lack of desired emoji's here and in general. Way back in the early oughts, there used to be a make your own smiley site. I dont know how or why it faded away.
All good things must fade including tall hair stories about lava lamps, glowing fiber optic lamps, static ball lamps, leydon jars and leydon balls, and puff pastry that never rises in your easy bake oven cos it simply is not hot enough but it dehydrates banana slices into chips perfectly.(and makes a nice cookie turd) Oh wait there's still pop tarts and toasters in bedrooms. I've cooked a chicken stew or two in the bedroom. On the slow combustion wood stove. Use drum sticks. I don't remember the oughts at all. Are you sure they happened? The nineties rocked though. I was rocking it every third day with orgasmic Earth quakes that made the needle on the richter meter fall right off. Them was the days. Now all I've got is a psychic power inducing swag that came with the concrete doomsday bunker. Asphixiation will do that to you! This site needs oxygen these days badly. People have tried to assphixiate themselves after reading the blogs. I'm going to locate that movie you mentioned for a little escapism.


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

4/5/2019 3:35 pm

    Quoting  :

It likes to eat charcoal.


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

4/6/2019 3:58 pm

    Quoting  :

The wallabies never turn their noses up at a buffalo wing or a well done lamb chop a bit burned around the edges. In fact the wallabies cherish their meat. Only city slickers think they're vegetarian.


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

4/10/2019 2:41 am

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Well done! We could do with more of this stuff around here. Today I discovered that the sun may have a burned out twin. A death star that swings by every 25 million years and plays havoc with the Ort belt and subsequently hurls rocks our way. Buddha was a young man who impressed many. The Bible doesn't mention if Jesus ever got his heart broken. He really screwed up at times. He was young after all. He brought some really cool new laws but never banished the old ones. Hence stonings still occur. In some countries leaving the Moslem faith is enough to get you stoned. Even in modern times. I am a superior God ! Mercy shall be shown to the mercyful !



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